When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.
straight people are so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals
MISSING SINCE 2006
IN THE WILD
MISSING SINCE FIRST GULF WAR
The tags for spoilers this year are “RWBY2" and "RWBY SPOILERS”.
The Red vs Blue fandom has done a great job of keeping our dashes free from spoilers for those blocking the tags and I want to see RWBY do just as well this year, guys, We’ve made it this far since RTX without spoiling stuff! We can do this!
YOU GUYS TURN ON THE SUBTITLES
AHH I NEED A MINUTE
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD A GAY GHIBLI MOVIE OH MY GOD
A GAY GHIBLI MOVIE!
this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED
how fucking metal is this. you’re hatching dinosaurs which YOU EAT
how have you guys not ever had this? this stuff was my childhood.
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.
that awkward moment when you’re cleaning out your following list and accident unfollow friends or mutual follows and then have to re-add them, knowing they’re going to see the little dash notif pop up that you did.
I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers
what why would you use numbers
so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH
we use numbers too, some grades just come with names as well.
Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
Muggle born hiphop ciphers for magical rituals…
Breaking via ABC News: UN Human Rights Council votes to open inquiry into alleged war crimes in Gaza; U.S. is the ONLY “no” vote.
That’s because the U.S. is a direct accomplice to every war crime that Israel commits.