my tumblr savior had auto-tumblr savior’d the word ‘iphone’
Tumblr Savior is on crack.
I have the word “shipping” on my Savior, but it only seems to filters out images of boats.
GEOFF: Well that was the strangest thing I’ve ever seen.
RAY: What happened?
GEOFF: I was just talking to you and suddenly a guy fell out of the sky.
GEOFF: Sorry Michael, I was dealing with the fact that once again, completely and totally randomly-
MICHAEL: Ryan stealing shit?
GEOFF: Very luckily caught Ryan.
I did meet a fake geek girl once.
We were at school and she started to casually drop in that she liked comics/games/”geek stuff”, at the time I was wearing an iroman shirt. Deeper into the conversation i found that she didn’t know what I meant when I was referring to anything about the characters. When I questioned her about it a few days later she admitted that she had really just said it to get to know me better.
We ended up dating and while we were dating she got really into comics, DC especially, and found out that she really did enjoy the things she first said she did. I took her to her first convention. She met another guy there and ended up breaking up with me for him.
I went on to discover I was gay and fucked her brother.
Moral of the story. Comics lead to sex in the most unexpected ways.
This story was a riot from start to finish.
I see that you are pansexual
Here is your invisibility cloak
We meet with the Asexuals once a month to have a pizza party but be sure to remember your cloak for the invisible conga
We conga around allies and trip them over every time they say we don’t exist
it ok to not be ready
Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready.
if all cis women in hollywood were replaced by men and cis women were never recognised or even had the chance to represent themselves and other cis women it would be immediately seen as an extremely important feminist issue
so why aren’t we seeing the exact same thing that’s happening to trans women as what it is, an extremely important feminist issue
what was the "incident" that happened?
i can’t feel my nose anymore.